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Dear Reader,I M Sorry To Say That The Book You Are Holding In Your Hands Is Extremely Unpleasant It Tells An Unhappy Tale About Three Very Unlucky Children Even Though They Are Charming And Clever, The Baudelaire Siblings Lead Lives Filled With Misery And Woe From The Very First Page Of This Book When The Children Are At The Beach And Receive Terrible News, Continuing On Through The Entire Story, Disaster Lurks At Their Heels One Might Say They Are Magnets For MisfortuneIn This Short Book Alone, The Three Youngsters Encounter A Greedy And Repulsive Villain, Itchy Clothing, A Disastrous Fire, A Plot To Steal Their Fortune, And Cold Porridge For BreakfastIt Is My Sad Duty To Write Down These Unpleasant Tales, But There Is Nothing Stopping You From Putting This Book Down At Once And Reading Something Happy, If You Prefer That Sort Of ThingWith All Due Respect, Lemony Snicket


10 thoughts on “The Bad Beginning

  1. says:

    I m not going to rate this, because I ve already read this book stand by my first rating of it I adore this story so much I m so happy that I took the time to re read it It made me feel SO nostalgic reading it I can t wait for the netflix series


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    I m reading through this series with my daughter Celyn 10 years old, very disabled, hence Dad does the reading.Edit Finished reviewed all 13 So, this is a clever, entertaining book set in a world like ours but populated with bizarre characters and with distinctly dark undercurrents.Recurring themes throughout the series are i Adults are mindbogglingly stupid.ii The narrator, Lemony Snicket, is a character we glimpse in tantalising snatches.iii Words that stretch a child s vocabulary are used regularly but defined in context by the narrator in an amusing way.iv The three siblings, Violet 14 , Klaus 12 , and Sunny 1 will use their singular talents respectively inventor bookworm biter to solve the problem.v That problem will be Count OlaafThe book like Roald Dahl s work succeeds with a combination of wit, slapstick, and malice.Short, very readable, will leave you wanting the next.This one sets the scene, rapidly orphaning the children, establishing the goal to survive long enough to take control of their huge inheritance , and their adversary Count Olaaf and his theatre troop of sinister villains.We have ten of the books because my elder children loved them when they were young On book 5 I m thinking we ll probably read them all.EDIT I have now posted reviews of all 13 books in the series check them out You should join my 3 emails a year mailing list for updates about my books prizes.


  3. says:

    For some reason I had the sudden urge to re read these books so I decided to start listening to them on audiobook I have the 11th book in a physical copy, but I will eventually be picking the rest of them up as well.


  4. says:

    YES The least fascinatingly detailed book in my favorite series It just keeps getting better and better, folks.So, for the three misguided people who haven t read this series first off, get ON THAT What are you doing There is nothing so important in your life that you can t put it off in order to read this series.https emmareadstoomuch.wordpress.coSecond, we follow the Baudelaires Violet, Klaus, and Sunny through what can only be Very Foreseeably Described as a series of unfortunate events I can t put it better than Lemony Snicket himself, so I ll just shoehorn in his words Within these pages, the three youngsters encounter a greedy and repulsive villain, itchy clothing, a disastrous fire, a plot to steal their fortune, and cold porridge for breakfast So the things about these booksthe setting is amazing Lemony Snicket creates this almost reality wherein even the smallest, most mundane occurrence is Veritably Fixed Deliberate This phenomenon becomes and clear as the series progresses, which is why the first book is the worst one Or maybe the last one is, depending on how many questions it answers None of these sneaky, behind the scenes things are a Visibly Forceful Development in the first book, so it s not as fun.But I loved this series so much in my childhood Lemony Snicket taught me the power of books, and of words Most stuff, when you re a kid, makes you feel like anything you could do would be nothing than a Viciously Futile Diversion But I have vivid memories of being a fairly small child and intensely poring over the pages of these books, looking for clues and ways to help the Baudelaires and, as this book says, the people who liked them And I felt like I was doing something, even if it was fictional.I have Lemony Snicket to thank for a lot of things.Anyway I m getting almostdare I say emotional, so I m going to wrap this up These books are funny, exciting, dark, and teeming with clues and Easter eggs for those who care to look On top of it all, the TV series is a pitch perfect adaptation, and if you ask me about the movie I ll look you right in the eye but not actually and ask what movie you re talking about.Man, I love these books I could reread them every year and never get bored I know this because of a very scientific process wherein I reread them pretty much every year Bottom line READ IT READ IT READ IT READ IT READ IT READ IT READ IT READ IT READ IT The world is quiet here.


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    Poor Baudelaire siblings, life really hasn t been easy on them these last few days The misfortune that incessantly befell them was heartbreaking But the children are strong, so strong, and intelligent, and brave They don t have anyone else in the world but each other.I fell for them as deeply as I fell for A Little Princess Sarah How could we as readers not, after beholding such tragedy Because the orphans are so likeable, which led me to care for them and their future, I never wanted to stop reading Being assured that Violet, Klaus and Sunny would find their happily ever after was my first preoccupation.Many events conducted the lives of the Baudelaires and, although they were unmistakably unhappy and antagonistic ones, I found charming how much we learned about the characters from them However, the story and its protagonists are not the only elements that will enthral readers I personally thought the writing style to be delightful simple but elegant and effective Without being overly descriptive, it produces vivid grotesque images in the reader s mind While I understand why some disliked the liberty the author took in interrupting the flow of events for a second or two to swiftly provide a definition for certain words or expressions literal, I was never bothered by that and in fact welcomed the process I couldn t do anything else but read this in one sitting They called to me, those dear Baudelaires Blog Youtube Twitter Instagram Google Bloglovin


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    Up until now, the three Baudelaire children have lived a fairly lavish life, until a raging fire burns through their home with their parents inside Their deaths are suspicious and nobody really knows how the fire started in the first place Now they have nothing left and Mr Poe must find a relative that s willing to take on the responsibility of caring for them Mr Poe opened his mouth to say something, but erupted into a brief fit of coughing I have made arrangements, he said finally, for you to be raised by a distant relative of yours who lives on the other side of town His name is Count Olaf When the children are delivered to their new caretaker Count Olaf , their hope is that their life will take a turn for the better However, it seems that Count Olaf s only interest is gaining their family fortune and the Baudelaire children must find a way to protect themselves from his nasty schemes There were comical parts in the book and surely the whole story isn t just bad events happening to the children I felt that there were positive aspects too I personally admired how the children stood together and had each other s back They re intelligent kids effective problem solvers and make the best out of the predicament they re in Also, there are many important messages about family, trust, embracing what you have and making the best of it For me, the biggest takeaway was that justice and life in general don t always work in our favor as the adults who are supposed to be the protectors make one mistake after another in this book It s enough to drive one mad and reminded me of how crazy things can get when deranged people have power and control over others, especially children I enjoyed the writing and thought it was really easy to follow We loved the illustrations, but found ourselves wanting because there aren t that many and mainly just at the beginning of each chapter There are frequent new vocabulary words introduced for children to learn and I appreciated the addition of them with thorough explanations It is very useful, when one is young, to learn the difference between literally and figuratively If something happens literally, it actually happens if something happens figuratively, it feels like it is happening If you are literally jumping for joy, for instance, it means you are leaping in the air because you are very happy If you are figuratively jumping for joy, it means you are so happy that you could jump for joy, but are saving your energy for other matters The ending is left wide open for the second book, The Reptile Room I m really looking forward to starting the next book and reading this whole series My plan is to read them all with my kids before we start the Netflix series.4 You can see all my reviews www.readrantrockandroll.com


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    This series was my ENTIRE LIFE when I was a small human child I saved any and all money I received to buy the books my first collection of matching hardcovers and listened to them on cassette tape OKAY GUESS WHO JUST SOUNDS OLD RIGHT NOW when I wasn t re reading the physical copies Hello I even intended to become a famous author myself and write under the pseudonym Orange Peel because obviously So yes I am a mild fan right here And I decided I had to reread before the Netflix series comes out Of which I will be watching And hopefully flailing ecstatically which is a big big word here which means FREAKING OUT BECAUSE LEMONY SNICKET IS THE BEST THING OF LIFE.Ahem I also loved the movie, just so you know SODA SODA BANANA IUnderstoodThatReference Obviously the series is timeless I completely adored it even though I m 23 and not, erm, 10 But whatever The true sign of a good book is that any age can adore it.Although I found the story 1000% creepy than I did as a kid.because Olaf s ploy to marry Violet because just that bit creepy when you think about it.And of course it made my little soul totally muchly pained to see the torment the Baudelaire s go through But I love the clever quips and the witty jokes and I adore how it doesn t dumb down the children Any time a character tries to dumb down a character, the Baudelaire s glare and fight back GO SMART CHILDREN WHO DESERVE TO BE TREATED AS HUMANS AND NOT OBJECTS I love this series omg Wait while I frolic down memory lane THIS IS AN UNFORTUNATE SERIES AND I LOVE IT.


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    We have in Egypt this saying Who sees the Unfortunate Events of others feel solace about his own Unfortunates So, 2016 wasn t my year EST, 2011 and now I m hitting rock bottom ,having A Series of Unfortunate Events So I said, why not give this title a try accompanied by this mysterious black cat that sat with me the whole 2 hours read It s really dark fun Misfortune kids Orphans story..And a Gothic villain.And the author himself, Mr Lemony Snicket who advises you repeatedly that this book is sad and misfortune and not with a happy endings..and please close it or return it if you can t handle all this misfortune..Even the TV show latest adaptation tells u to just LOOK AWAY, well that s true you should stop reading this review now as well..look for something happier BUT as our beloved mother Country sayingwhich I said earlier, I didn t Look Away.And that was..sickly fun.The Story The Baudelaire 3 children lost their parents, their huge house and everything they own in a fire But not their huge bank account.Mr.Poe, the banker is the one responsible to see them to the proper guardian Proper here refer to something that never happened. oh he delivered them to a guardian, but proper is not a suitable word to describe Count Olaf.Who s has nothing to do with them but plotting to get his hand of their fortune Which they even can t get their hand on it till the eldest Violet,14 come of age.To try to get their fortune He puts them in a Series of Unfortunate Events.And by the second half of the Book One. his first grand plan is to wed Violet by deceive..How , how can they know the deceive, how can they escape his plan without endanger their lives that s the book one for you.Oh and no matter what do you think. the author stick to his word.No Happy Endings here. The Writing Style It s really like children book, the style, the easy sentences and even when the author use a big or fancy word he always give the meaning of it even if it s easy in a very funny way Also he does that in expressions and literature techniques as well.It s sarcastic and if it s really a children s book..it s the Darkest one ever written.If you read of Mr Lemony Snicket s real life you ll feel he s been forced somehow to write a children books It s 1999, the phenomenon of Harry Potter was on the catching fire stage.., that s why the result comes like it s a Satire of children books. Satire here means a dark fun sarcastic imitation of normal life children books.The creating of the Lemony Snicket constant commentaries through the book as a detective who investigate the Baudelaire orphans Series and tell this as a story for ether very young readers, or slow ones, that worked as a very funny comic relief amidst all the Misfortune Unfortunate Events Series Comic Relief here means small funny moments that gets between tensed or serious ones.Well. That s it for a small book reviews I over talked it I guess. but I really loved this absurd dark fun ofUnfortunate Events.Mohammed Arabey16 January 2017To 17 January 2017


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    If you are interested in stories with happy endings, you would be better off reading some other book In this book, not only is there no happy ending, there is no happy beginning and very few happy things in the middle This is because not very many happy things happened in the lives of the three Baudelaire youngsters Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire were intelligent children, and they were charming, and resourceful, and had pleasant facial features, but they were extremely unlucky, and most everything that happened to them was rife with misfortune, misery, and despair I m sorry to tell you this but that is how the story goes.I am ashamed to say that I have had this 13 book hardback boxset since 2013 and I am just now getting around to it I put it on one of my challenges for this year but now I m thinking I might should wait for the tv show on Netflix I wonder when that is coming out SOME SPOILERS These poor kids They are just having a day of play when they find out their parents die in a fire at their house and they have nothing And Mr Poe who is oblivious and lives in his own little world sends them to life with a distant relative the evil Count Olaf All he count wants is the children s money that Violet is to get when she comes of age Olaf makes the children do horrible chores, cook, sleep in one bed and the house is atrocious But the kids do find some peace with the neighbor, Justice Strauss She lets them cover over and read books from her library Oh the joy of that But the evil Olaf has a plan to get the money all for himself and he almost succeeds but Violet is a little too smart for old Olaf and I loved it I saw the movie for this years ago and I think someone told me it is compiled of the first three books I thought it was good though I am really looking forward to the Netflix tv series and the rest of the books MY BLOG Melissa Martin s Reading List


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    So the premise of this book as the narrator keeps helpfully reminding us is that this group of three children will continue to have difficult problems to overcome, and every time they succeed in dealing with one problem, another will crop up In the writing business, this is what s known as a plot.But then he takes it one step further in addition to all the difficulties along the way, he assures us that the characters will never break this pattern, and there will be no happy ending I think this is a good idea, especially in a children s book, because we, as a culture, don t have enough role models for failure.We have lots of role models for how to behave when we win, but this isn t really very useful it s not when we win that we most need guidance and aid We need examples of how to maintain, how to persevere, in the face of failure.At this point, our only role models for what to do when we fail are villains, who tend to get angry, yell, whine, take it out on subordinates, and then develop vengeful plans to make everyone feel as bad as they do The unfortunate result is that people often begin to act like villains when things don t go well, an effect which can be observed most easily by holding a job where you have a boss.So I m all for no easy wrap ups at the end of the story, but unfortunately, Snicket is unable to develop a conclusion without this easy route It takes a very skilled writer to eschew convention and still write something interesting, and his reasons for avoiding standard practices should not be merely to differentiate himself, but to achieve some alternative goal for his story.There are authors who have achieved this, even in children s fiction Lewis Carroll and Roald Dahl being the preeminent examples When Snicket laid out the premise of his books, I began to look for something along the lines of those two authors, who, despite creating stories of children suffering constantly and unfairly, managed to write entertaining, enjoyable stories.But then those stories were wild and vivid, even when they were dark Dahl s ability to create grotesque, powerful characters made for dynamic, engrossing stories, while Carroll s quick, fertile mind kept us always guessing, and often laughing, despite Alice s constant frustrations.Though Snicket is trying for a witty style, he rarely gets there After the second chapter, all his jokes have already been established, the rest are only minor variations on the same themes There are no surprising insights to back up his humor, nothing unexpected, just a continuance of the same tone dry, but not acerbic.The characters, likewise, show little variance The vocabulary and speech patterns are all very similar, whether adults, children, villains, or heroes We are often told of differences in character by the narrator, but these never actually make it into the characters mouths.Since the characters are fairly cliche and undifferentiated, Snicket cannot hang the plot on them, like Dahl would They cannot provide the vibrant impetus for the plot, so Snicket s plot instead becomes a series of convenient or conveniently inconvenient events.The writing itself is not bad, it s mostly just a case of Snicket not being clever or dark enough to buoy his premise In the end, not much stands out, not the characters, nor the humor.I applaud his attempt to address difficult and painful issues in his books, and without resorting to basic melodrama, but tragedy is measured by the subject s capacity for pain, so characters must be vivid and deep in order for events to feel truly unfortunate otherwise, it just becomes the same array of problems common to every plot.